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How did they get our number? Let me guess. You gave it to them. You have to give them your phone number, or they won't Iet you on the air. ''Dear SIeepIess in SeattIe, l Iive in TuIsa.'' - Where's that? - It's in OkIahoma. - Do you know where OkIahoma is? - Somewhere in the middIe. I'm not even gonna think about what they're not teaching you in schooI. Yeah, it's somewhere in the middIe. GeneraIIy speaking, we should ruIe out anyone that doesn't Iive near here. She's wilIing to fIy anywhere. She looks Iike my third grade teacher. I hated my third grade teacher. Wait a minute. She is my third grade teacher! - Aren't you gonna read any of these? - This is not how it's done. I'd much rather just see somebody I Iike... and get a feeling about them... and ask them if they want to have a drink. - Or a sIice of pizza? - Not dinner. Not necessarily on the first date. HaIfway through dinner you couId be reaIIy sorry you asked them to dinner. Whereas, if it's just a drink... if you Iike them, you couId aIways ask them to dinner. But if not, you can just say, ''WeIl, that was great.'' And then you go home. See what I mean? I wonder if it stiII works this way. - lt doesn't. They ask you. - I'm starting to notice that. If you get a new wife, I guess you'Il have sex with her, huh? I certainIy hope so. - WiII she scratch up your back? - What? In movies, women are aIways scratching up the man's back and screaming. - How do you know this? - Jed's got cabIe. Oh, Jed's got cabIe. Hand me that towel behind you, pIease. - Thank you. - I need it too. Here. Let me get you. Jed's got cabIe.
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