Friends season 306

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Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there] Phoebe: Oh, that is so unfortunate. Ross: What? Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight. Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, I'll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. Phoebe: You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. Monica: Oh, then it must've been you. Bye. (leaves) Phoebe: (angrily) Bye-bye! (to Ross) That's why I moved out. Ross: Hey, y'know while we're on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore. Phoebe: I think on some levels she already knows. Ross: Phoebe, she doesn't know that you sneak out every night, she doesn't know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn't know that you've been living with your Grandmother's for a week now. Phoebe: Okay, well maybe not on those levels. Chandler: (entering, with a goatee) Hey. Ross: Hey. Chandler: I'm never gonna find a roommate, ever. Phoebe: Why, nobody good? Chandler: Well let's see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that's plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing! Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow? Chandler: Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I'm not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone 'Chandler Bing,' he said 'Whoa-whoa, short message.' Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table) , foot on the floor or come over no more! Ross: (to Phoebe) Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices. Monica: What? Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo... Chandler: Umm, how's it going with you guys? Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately. Phoebe: Oh, really? Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn't really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it's gonna make a difference [Scene: Chandler's, Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate.] Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do? Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that's cool. Chandler: Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never. Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half) Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you're chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.) [Scene: Chandler's, Chandler is interviewing Joey.] Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye. Joey: Don't you ah, don't you wanna ask me any questions? Chandler: Sure. Ummm. What's up? Joey: Well, ah, I'm an actor. I'm fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don't worry I'm totally okay with the gay thing. Chandler: What gay thing? Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. I'm totally cool with that. [Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.] Chandler: Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by. (Joey is leaving and notices Monica, as Monica notices him) Monica: Hi. Joey: Hey! (Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler 'Oh my God!') [Scene: A bar, Chandler is entering.] Chandler: Hey, Mon. Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks. Chandler: Do I ever. Monica: Chris says they're closing down the bar. Chandler: No way! Monica: Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some kinda coffee place. Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now? Monica: Got me. Chandler: (to bartender) Can I get a beer. Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate? Chandler: You betcha! Monica: Is it the Italian guy? Chandler: Um-mm, yeah right! Monica: He's so cute. Chandler: Oh yes, and that's what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one. Monica: Oh look, the pool table's free. Rack 'em up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt. Chandler: Okay, but after that, we're shootin' some pool. Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don't think this is. Waitress: I am so sorry. Rachel: That's all right. (to her friends) I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh? Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS Rachel: Ummm, I think it's time to see the ring again. (holds her hand out and they all scream) Friend No. 2: Oh, isn't it exciting, I mean it's like having a boyfriend for life. Rachel: Yeah, I know. Friend No. 1: What? Rachel: Oh, I don't know. Well maybe it's just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don't know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely) Friend No. 1: Rachel stop! Friend No. 2: You're so bad! Rachel: I'm serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see. (Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.) Chandler: Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball. Rachel: Yeah, so? Chandler: (picks it up) And now I've picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.) Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi! Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring) Monica: Oh my God, you can't even see where the Titanic hit it. Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, he's a doctor, thank you very much. Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations Rachel: Thank you. So how-how 'bout you, are-are you seeing anybody? Monica: Aww, not right now. Rachel: Oh, but that's okay. Monica: I know. Rachel: Yeah. (An awkward silence) Monica: So, I'll get-get back to my friend. Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a 'Remember me?' thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I'm in the city? Monica: Oh, that'd be great. Rachel: Okay! Monica: Thanks. Rachel: Bye! Monica: Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life. [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.] Ross: No real-, honey, really it's fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye Phoebe: So what are they doing? Ross: I don't know, something girlie. Phoebe: (to Monica, who's entering) Hey, you're early. Monica: What are you doing with the lamp? Phoebe: I'm just taking it to be re-wired. Monica: Oh, well don't take it to the same place you took the stereo, 'cause they've had that thing for over a week. (There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles) Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here. Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice. Phoebe: You don't play the oboe! Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe! Phoebe: Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.) (in the hallway, Eric is moving in) Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you? Eric: Hi, I'm Eric, I'm gonna be Chandler's new roommate. Mr. Heckles: I'm Chandler's new roommate. Eric: I-I-I don't think so. Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandler's new roommate. Eric: But, he told me over the phone. Mr. Heckles: He told me in person. Eric: That's weird. Mr. Heckles: Well, I'm going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves) (inside Chandler's apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.) [Scene: the hallway, Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving.] Monica: Hi, again. Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment) Chandler: (leaving to go to work) Hey! Monica: Thank you soo, much. Chandler: Oh, don't thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work. (Joey comes back into the hallway and starts to pick up a heavy box) Monica: You want some help with that? Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I don't! Monica: Whoa! Are you okay? Joey: Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush. Monica: It's the heat. (has her hand on his chest, and then pulls it away) And-and the humidity. Joey: That's a uh, that's a tough combination. Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade? Joey: Like you wouldn't believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place. Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable. Joey: Gotcha. Monica: This place is really my Grandmother's. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, I'm 87 year old woman, who's afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty? Joey: Oh, you bet I am! Monica: (turning around) Okay, here's your penis! Commercial Break [Scene: continued from earlier.] Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!! Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade? Monica: So?! Joey: Whoa, ah!! We're you just gonna give me some lemonade? Monica: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up! Joey: Oh right, right. Monica: I don't believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex? Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. I'm such a jerk. Monica: It's okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it. [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is vacuuming.] Monica: Pheebs? Phoebe: Huh? Monica: Where's your bed? Phoebe: It's not in the apartment? (Monica gives a 'Come on' look) Oh no. I can't believe this is happening again. Monica: What? Phoebe: Okay, enough with the third degree! I-I've, I don't live here anymore. Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: I'm sorry, I-I-I-I don't live here anymore. I-I didn't know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows! Monica: Everybody knows! Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions. Monica: Well, you-you coulda