介绍:
这几个英语段子挺逗
If I had a dollar for every girl
that found me unattractive,
they would eventually
find me attractive.
如果我从每个觉得我
没有魅力的妹子那得一块钱
我想我最后应该会很有魅力
Life is all about perspective.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle
to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
要从不同角度去看待生活
泰坦尼克号的沉没
对于船上厨房里的龙虾来说
就是个奇迹
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at
your X and wondered Y?
感情就像是代数
你是否会经常看到你的X(发音为ex
“前任”的意思）然后试图
去思考Y（发音为why, “为什么”）
When wearing a bikini,
women reveal 90 % of their body...
men are so polite
they only look at the covered parts.
当女人穿比基尼的时候
有90%的肌肤会暴露在外
而男人都非常有礼貌
他们只看被挡住的那部分
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