【老友记120】Would you be my maid of honor？

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.] Rachel: Mindy. Mindy: Hey, you. Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up? Mindy: Um.. we should really be sitting for this. Rachel: Sure we should... So. Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer. Rachel: Okay. Mindy: Will you be my maid of honour? Rachel: Of course! Mindy: Oh that's so great! Rachel: Was that all you wanted to ask me? Mindy: That's all! Rachel: Ohhhh!! (Mindy starts to sob.) ...What? What? Mindy: That's not all. Rachel: Oh sure it is! Mindy: Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city. Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that? Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel. Rachel: (draws back) Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too. Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of! Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of? Mindy: Okay, okay... when Barry was engaged to you, he and I...kind of... had a little thing on the side. Rachel: What? Mindy: I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid. Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.