Tech guy: Hello, thanks for calling 123TechHelp, I’m
Todd. How can I help you?
Client: Hello? Can you help me? My computer! Oh man...
Todd: It’s okay sir, calm down. What happened?
Client: I turned on my laptop and it broke! I mean, the
monitor went black!
Todd: Ok, sir, it sounds like you might have a virus.
Client: I don’t feel sick,...let me check... Nope! No fever,
I’m fine.
Todd: No, your computer might have a virus, I mean, it
has a bad program on it. Maybe that’s why it crashed. I
recommend that you run an antivirus program in order to
safely remove any unwanted spyware or Trojans.
Client: Phew! . . . . . .Wait a minute, CRASH??!! Spyware?
Trojans! What? where? when?!