介绍:
A: Charlie, do you have a second?
B: Yeah what’s up?
A: Well, I went and paid the bills today and you still
haven’t given me your half.
B: Yeah I wanted to talk to you about that. I agreed we
would go halves on allthe bills, but frankly I think it’s
unfair.
A: Unfair! Why?
B: Well, you have long hair and use the hairdryer every
morning. I don’t. You leave your computer on all night
downloading torrents. I don’t. You see what I’m getting at
here?
A: You leave the air conditioner on day and night! You also take 30 minute showers which means you are using
way more gas and water than me!
B: Well, while we are at it, stop bringing your friends over
for drinks every weekend. You always leave a mess and
keep me up all night!
A: Maybe you should just move out and find another
place.
B: Maybe you should move out!
