Jacob: Stephanie! Did you just get to school? But you
were up and about when I left the dorm this morning! That
was about an hour and a half ago. This happens all the
time! Why do you always take so long to get ready the
morning?
Stephanie: It’s a skill. What can I say? I don’t know why,
I just have a long routine.
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Jacob: Please explain because it makes no sense to me.
How can a girl’s routine be so complicated? You get up ,
you shower, you get dressed , you brush your teeth, you’re
out the door. Half an hour, tops.
Stephanie: Jacob, you have the luxury of having a haircut
that rarely needs styling. I don’t. I have to set aside about
an hour and a half to get ready in the mornings. Every day,
I wake up and head straight for the shower. Every second
day , I wash my hair. If it’s a hair-washing day, I
frequently need to wash my hair twice because it gets
really oily. Then I usually put in a conditioner and have to
rinse that out too. Because my hair is so long, I seldom
manage to take a shower in under twenty minutes.
Afterwards, I often put on a pot of coffee and get dressed
while I wait for it to brew. I take a long time to get dressed
in the morning. Every now and then I remember to choose
my outfit the night before , but usually I do it in the
morning. In all , getting dressed takes about half an hour ,
at which time my hair is now semi-dry so then I have to
style my hair. From time to time I’ll put my hair up, but
oftentimes I blowdry it straight. And then, because of the
texture of my hair, I regularly have to flat-iron it to keep it
from frizzing. That’s another twenty minutes or so. After
that, I have my daily makeup routine.
Jacob: True, I hardly ever see you without your hair done
and your makeup on, even when you show up to class in
sweatpants. Tell me, how long does it take you to choose
that outfit in the morning?
Stephanie: Not funny.