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Charlie Teddy Hey, Charlie, Teddy here
Spencer On the couch where I almost got my first kiss with Spencer.
But she didn&`&t.
No no, because
I made the mistake of bringing the cute boy home
Where my dear family lives.
He wasn&`&t that cute.
Get out.
Anyway, still waiting on that first kiss.
But there&`&s a dance this Friday
Where the girls ask the guys,
And this time I&`&m going to make sure I get it.
Get what, honey?
A+ Oh, my first A+ in science, daddy.
That&`&s my girl.
Hey, dad, great news. I got a job.
Stop right there. I&`&m having the greatest dream of my life.
DJ The school&`&s gonna pay me 100 bucks to DJ at the dance on Friday.
The dream continues.
DJ I just need you to give me $200 to rent the DJ equipment.
And now I&`&m awake.
Hey, what was I doing in the dream?
You weren&`&t saying anything, which is why I thought it was a dream.
P.J. P.J., why would you take a job where you&`&re gonna lose money?
Does everything always have to be about money?
Are you giving me the 200?
Sorry, son. You&`&re gonna have to come up with the money some other way.
Like how?
Oh, I know. Get a job.
I&`&ll be right back.
Wait, where&`&s your sister?
Emmett Don&`&t bother her, Emmett.
Okay, where shouldn&`&t I bother her?
In the kitchen.
All right. Thanks
Hey, Teddy bear.
Emmett Hey, Emmett.
You know this dance this Friday night is"girls ask guys," right?
Uh-huh.
You&`&re a girl. I&`&m a guy.
Something you want to ask me?
Emmett Okay, Emmett, listen,
P.J. P.J. is my brother and you&`&re his best friend.
So in a way you&`&re kind of like my brother too.
And I can&`&t go to the dance with my brother.
You can see why that would be wrong, right?
This is the longest conversation we&`&ve ever had.
Did you hear anything I just said?
Something about wanting to go to the dance with a brother.
Emmett Emmett, I want you to listen to me very carefully.
I&`&m not going to ask you to the dance.
When you touch me it feels like electricity.
Today&`&s all burnt toast
running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I&`&ve been there, I&`&ve survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Eveything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You&`&re gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Good Luck Charlie S01E05 Dance Off
Hi, kids.
Hey, mom.
Charlie Come on, Charlie, let&`&s go see daddy.
You know what I realized today?
Charlie Charlie&`&s never played laser tag.
I bet she&`&d enjoy doing that on Friday night.
Oh, how very sweet and unselfish of you.
Charlie But Charlie&`&s gonna be with us Friday night.
It&`&s your school&`&s open house.
Right. Forgot about that.
Well, we haven&`&t.
Mellish Dad and I can&`&t wait to meet this miracle worker--Mrs. Mellish.
She&`&s the first teacher who hasn&`&t called to complain about you.
Are you sure he&`&s actually going to school?
Mom, you&`&ve been to so many open houses.
And you&`&d love laser tag.
It&`&s like a workout but you get to shoot stuff.
Oh, come on, we can play laser tag anytime.
Meeting a teacher that has no problems with you--
That may never happen again.
This is bad.
What&`&s bad?
The only reason I haven&`&t been getting in trouble
Is that I told my teacher mom and dad have been fighting a lot.
That actually works?
You also have to give the teacher one of these.
Wow, that&`&s good.
I almost hugged you. And I never want to hug you.
Mellish Works even better on Mrs. Mellish.
Any time I do something wrong--
Mommy and daddy were fighting again.
Wow.
Well, I guess your evil plan is gonna be over on Friday night,
&`&cause mom and dad won&`&t be fighting.
Or will they?
So who are you asking to the dance?
Okay, here&`&s a hint. He&`&s really cute and--
You ladies talking about me again?
You know I&`&m not talking about you,
Since I dumped your sorry butt a long time ago.
That&`&s now how me and my sorry butt remember it.
Remind me again why you ever went out with him.
Only one way to explain it--
Brain fart.
Brain fart.
So who&`&s this cutie you&`&re gonna ask?
Spencer Spencer.
Oh, right,
Mr. Almost first kiss.
You&`&d better get moving on that. Your window is closing.
What window?
The window of opportunity.
Oh, thanks. That really clears things up.
T T, you almost kissed this guy,
But nothing happened since then.
If you don&`&t act soon, you&`&re doomed to be just friends.
Spencer I like Spencer, he likes me,
And I&`&ll ask him when the time is right.
That better be right now, chica,
Lauren Sandoval Because Lauren Sandoval is gonna ask him.
Lauren Lauren would never do that to me. She&`&s too good a friend.
There&`&s your good friend right now.
Spencer Here? Walking up to Spencer
What? That little witch!
Yeah!
Lauren Oh, Lauren, you poor thing.
What a horrible, ugly tomatoey mess you are.
Come on, pizza face, let&`&s get you cleaned up.
Come on.
Spencer Oh, Spencer, hey. Didn&`&t see you there.
Teddy Hi, Teddy.
Boy, that pizza really came out of nowhere, huh?
Yeah. Nice shot.
It&`&s all in the wrist.
Now tell me again
And don&`&t leave out a single detail--
What exactly did Spencer say when you asked him?
He said, and I quote,
"Okay."
Oh, wouldn&`&t it be so romantic
If I got my first kiss during a slow dance?
That could happen if you don&`&t wear that red polka dot thing
That makes you look like a clown.
No no, you&`&re right.
I should dress more subtle and understated
Like you.
That&`&s all I&`&m saying.
Now I just have to figure out
Spencer How Spencer and I are gonna get to the dance.
How are you getting there?
I haven&`&t asked anyone yet.
I&`&m still trying to decide between five guys.
Well, do any of them drive?
Let&`&s see...
Sophomore, freshman, sophomore,
Eighth-grader I don&`&t really want to talk about,
And sophomore.
So no, no drivers on the list.
That&`&s too bad, because if you could find somebody who drives
Spencer Then Spencer and I could double with you.
Yeah, consider it done. I&`&ll just expand my list
And lower my standards a little bit.
Lower than the eighth grade?
You want a ride or not?
Okay, they say it&`&s gonna be chilly tonight.
I want to make sure you&`&re nice and toasty.
Did I remember to change your diaper?
I&`&m gonna go with yes.
Are you ready to go?
Yeah
It is gonna be so nice to go to an open house
And not to have to hear the words
Gabe "Oh, you&`&re Gabe&`&s parents."
Mom, are you wearing perfume?
I am.
Oh.
What? You don&`&t like it?
Oh, I like it, but...
But what? Does someone else not like it?
I don&`&t want to get dad in trouble.
Wait, dad says he doesn&`&t like my perfume?
He doesn&`&t just say it. He makes a face too.
And sometimes there&`&s gagging.
Oh.
Well, that&`&s interesting.
Has your father shared anything else with you
About how I disgust him?
I&`&ve said too much already.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Nice jacket, dad.
Isn&`&t it? Got my company logo right there--
Free advertising and a great conversation starter.
Does mom know you&`&re wearing it?
Oh, I&`&ve been dressing myself for some time now.
So no, I didn&`&t run it by her.
Oh, I guess she&`&ll just have to live with it.
Why? Is there a problem?
I don&`&t want to get mom in trouble,
But just between us,
She thinks you talk too much about your job.
I talk too much about my job--
The same job that puts a roof over your mother&`&s head?
Hey, I&`&m on your side.
So what else does she say about me behind my back?
I&`&ve said too much already.
Come on, guys. Gotta go. Gonna be late.
Well, we&`&re taking the bug truck,
If that&`&s okay with you.
As long as the windows work.
I don&`&t want to trigger anyone&`&s gag reflex.
Women.
Hey, good luck at your open house tonight.
Good luck at whatever you&`&re dressed so weird for.
Look at you.
Oh, no, look at you.
Well, I wish I was someone else
So I could look at both of us.
So where&`&s your date?
Parking the car.
Oh, I like it. Who is he?
Okay, about that-- there&`&s something you should know--
&`&sup?
Emmett Emmett, would you excuse us for a minute real quick?
Okay, just--
Emmett Emmett?
We needed transportation.
Emmett It was either emmett or an eighth-grader
With a skateboard.
Let&`&s just go have a good time, okay?
Shall we?
Teddy bear.
Grizzly bear.
You look really nice.
You are really nice.
Thanks.
Whose car is this?
My grandpa&`&s. He thinks I&`&m at the store getting bread.
But instead
You&`&ll be at the dance getting nothing.
Wow, looks like my seat belt&`&s broken.
Maybe I should sit in the middle.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
&`&cause I&`&m all about safety.
Teddy Teddy, you&`&re blocking my view.
Spencer You mind moving away from Spencer?
Big guy, lean the other way.
More.
More.
Emmett Emmett, if he leans any more, he&`&ll fall out of the car.
More.
Well, this is my classroom.
Mellish Mrs. Mellish looks busy.
Maybe we should come back next year.
Whoa, p-u alert.
I get it, okay?
Charlie I&`&m talking about Charlie&`&s diaper. What&`&s her problem?
Heck if I know.
And for your information,
Some people find that scent very pleasant.
A full diaper?
I&`&m gonna be back in a minute.
Charlie I&`&m gonna go change Charlie, okay?
Okay
Gabe Hi, Gabe.
Mellish Hi, Mrs. Mellish.
How is my brave little soldier?
Not good. mom and dad are fighting again.
Oh, you poor thing.
They&`&ve been fighting all week.
I don&`&t think I can get that book report into time you on Tuesday.
That&`&s okay, dear.
You take all the time you need.
I don&`&t need time.
I need happiness.
Oh.
All right. That song was brought to you by Freddy&`&s stereo hut.
When you&`&re ready to rock steady, go see Freddy.
P.J. P.J., what&`&s with all the commercials?
That&`&s how I&`&m paying for all the equipment.
I got some sponsors to buy advertising.
Who would buy advertising from you?
You&`&d be surprised.
This next one is brought to you by mom
Who gave me 20 bucks.
Mom-- when you absolutely, positively
Can&`&t get any more money out of dad.
Bob Bob, come here, honey, look.
Gabe Look at this picture Gabe drew.
Isn&`&t that sweet?
Yeah, it sure is. You know what, honey?
I guess we&`&re doing something right.
Would you look at that?
Gabe Gabe, it seems like your parents are getting along.
I&`&m gonna go introduce myself.
Gotta think. gotta think.
Ricky It&`&s go time, Ricky.
Excuse me, lady. You&`&ve got a rat on your shoulder.
Rat on the loose!
Remain calm. Remain calm.
Remain calm. Remain calm.
Spencer Spencer, could you get me some punch, please?
Sure. I&`&ll be right back.
Emmett Emmett, why don&`&t you go get me some punch too?
What, your feet don&`&t work?
Ice or no ice?
Surprise me.
I think it&`&s time for me to make my move.
Go get that kiss, girl.
P.J. Hey, P.J., put on a slow song, okay?
You got it, sis.
Okay, we&`&re gonna bring it down now,
Wally Just like you should bring yourselves down to Wally&`&s Waffles.
P.J. Tell them P.J. sent you. You can get a free pat of butter.
Here you go.
Oh, thanks.
Let&`&s dance.
Yo, quick, throw on some hip-hop.
But I just started this song.
Now.
Emmett Okay, this next one is brought to you by Emmett.
Emmett Emmett-- he&`&s...
Standing right there.
What just happened?
Emmett Emmett stole my date.
Back we go, little guy,
Safe and sound.
Boy, really tired. We should go.
Duncan Thank you, Mr. Duncan. That was very impressive.
Well, when you&`&ve been in
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