penguin

Ben ripped open his present. Inside was a penguin “Hello, Penguin!” said Ben. “What shall we play?” said Ben. Penguin said nothing. “Can’t you talk?” said Ben. Penguin said nothing. Ben tickled Penguin. Penguin didn’t laugh. Ben pulled his funniest face for Penguin. Penguin didn’t laugh. Ben ignored Penguin. Penguin ignored Ben. So Ben fired Penguin into outer space. Penguin came back to Earth without a word. Ben tried to feed Penguin to a passing lion. Penguin said nothing. Lion didn’t want to eat Penguin. Ben got upset. Penguin said nothing. SAY SOMETHING! Lion ate Ben for being too noisy. Penguin bit Lion very hard on the nose. OW! said Lion. WOW! said Ben. And Penguin said… everything!