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Your dad was my first. And we were in New York and we were in a discotheque. Everybody met up in the women's bathroom. I should've never told you that.
It was before you were born. And had to have a knee transplant. They had this huge screw in my knee, and so when I got pregnant with you for Some reason I should've known better. the screw started to come undone. When I gave birth to you, it was either the screw comes out first or you come out first.
I once got fired for using the computer the Internet at work actually to look for another job. I did look, you know periodically at Work on the net for an other job. And he called me one dayand said,“ You know,if you don't wanna work here. that's fine. You're fired.
You know that I was married before I married your dad. You also know that my ex had a daughter. You did get to meet her once. But what you didn't know is I actually maintained a very close relationship with her. When she
was little. I used to take her to Disneyland every year on her birthday.
你爸爸是我的初恋。当时我们都在纽约,在一个迪斯科舞厅里。所有人都挤
在女厕所里。我真不应该和你说这些在你还没出生前,我做了膝盖移植手
术。医生在我的膝盖处放了一根很大的钢钉。然后在我怀上你的时候,这根钉
子不知怎么的,就开始松动了。当我在生产的时候,我都不知道是钢钉先从我
身体里掉出来,还是你先出来的。
我曾经被炒过鱿鱼,就因为在上班的时候,其实在用公司的电脑找工作。
你也是知道的,我总是时不时地会在上班的时候上网找工作。
结果有一天老板就打电话给我了:“你懂的,如果你不想在这里工作,没关系,你被解雇了。”
你知道我在和你爸爸结婚之前,结过婚了。你也知道我的前夫有一个女儿。而
且你曾经也和她见过一次面。但你不知道的是,其实我和她一直保持着非常亲
密的关系。当她很小的时候,我经常在每年她生日的时候帯她去迪士尼乐园。
