Lucky is Just a Flunky (原创英文嘻哈）

Lucky is Just a Flunky 原来就是一贱货！   -An improvised trolling jingle to smite a faker 即兴创作怼论打油诗：痛尅装逼者   By Dave, King of Trolls 怼论之王 Venue: Voice Fixes Fakers February 19, 2020   My name is Lucky. I'm just a flunky. Dave calls me a fucking brown Latino. I'm irritated since I wear a white dildo.   I have a tiny girly mosquito's voice. God, I just have no fucking choice. Surfing is my fucking dreamy sport. It covers my pig face. Don't report.   Mommy moved us out of my grope. I hated to leave our little green slope. Fuck the stupid country called Romania. Why do I have to suffer from dementia?   They often wonder why I am always so cocky. Seeing Dave, I know I was born to be picky. Dave is said to be a poor and moronic taxi driver. I feel I grab the chance to be the very blower.   Mommy paid for my schooling so many bucks though my step-daddy just fucks and sucks. Why can't a bullied immigrant be a shining star? Who said I can only whore round the clock in a bar?   They say Chinks are dirty, mean, and stupid. This Dave fucks me so hard, full of fluid. Let me tease King of Trolls with an easy and quick poem. The master judged that I cooked a jingle without idiom.   I lost face in front of blond moron Ryry. For the first time in China I felt so silly. I was laughing my ass a thousand miles off I, watching Derrick triggered, had to cough.   Hey, they say It's never too fucking late to learn. Let me study classic poetry while Dave has me burn. I had thought I can fool and mingle. It turned out I did just make a jingle.   What on earth, you tell me, is fucking classic poetry? Now I'm not surprised that all my pals are just as silly. With such a huge ocean, why do I run into such a big fish? Mommy and Daddy, killing Dave the King is my top wish!   Shall I be a pupil, calling Dave a dear teacher? Or shall I be a little bitch, calling Dave Master? Since I haven’t replied for so long, I'm already a little bitch. If I don't call him teacher, he might toss me into the ditch!