If I Were A Girl

If I were a girl Even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And wonder what just happened to me. Oh no don't tell me they're real. Yeah I think they're real. Something else is missing Where the hecks my PEN15?! If I were a girl Would I still look like a guy? No I wont put on make up But I might just want to give that bra a try. If I were a girl I could mess with the guys No, no not like that I mean When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy. I could seduce them. Show them my nice behind. Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG Ha gotcha. You totally like guys! If I were a girl I'd have the nicest legs. I refuse to cook in the kitchen But I'm pretty dang good with the microwave If I were a girl Please dont get mad if I'm mean. I'm not used to my body This monthly thing is kinda new to me. No I dont really know if I want to change back. Because I like my new hair and the guys love my MY MY MY MY... FACE...whatt?! Oh if I were a girl I dont think I'd ever understand How it feels to be a girl. God please change me back to a man! If I were a girl. Dave Days - If I were a girl