Penguins in Madagascar 04

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico... and sweet little Private. Who are you? The humans know me|as Doctor Octavius Brine... renowned geneticist,|cheese enthusiast... and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives. But you know me by a different,|much older name. A name perhaps you'd hoped|you'd never hear again. A phantom! }A shadow of a former life. l... am... }Dave! Kowalski? }Sorry, sir. No clue. Dave! }- Dave!|- Dave? }Dave! Dave. Dave! Sorry. }Wait, wait.|I live this way. Go ahead, Dan.|Continue. }You seriously don't remember me? Dave! Dave! Right!|Oh, yeah, long time! How's the wife? I've never been married! You may not remember me... but I could never forget you. Let's shake up some old memories. New York City. The Central Park Zoo.|Life was good. Roomy tank... great location... monkey-house views. And, of course... my adoring legion of fans! Cool! Dave! The octopus of a thousand tricks. Awesome! I was the total package. Wow! }Hey. kids! You gotta see this!|Get up here, quick! And then, you arrived. They're so adorable! Just smile and wave, boys.|Smile and wave. }And took everything from me. - They are so adorable.|- Have you ever seen anything cuter? Four adorable baby penguins. With you around... no one wanted an old octopus anymore. "Out you go, Dave!" And so it went, over and over... at zoo after aquarium. I can't see the penguins, man! Adorable penguins stole the show. While I was shunned. Forgotten. Unwanted. Alone. That sounds awful! Oh, it was. I came to realize, some creatures|are born to get all the love. The rest of us get nothing. The only thing that has kept me going|all these years... is my burning thirst for revenge! And my precious|souvenir snow globe collection. What is wrong with you? Daryl, Daryl, Daryl,|you can't blame us|for what happened to you. Can!|That's how this whole revenge thing works! And with this,|I finally have the|power to destroy you! Crikey! Nicolas, cage them. I've got some bad news for you, Dennis. You messed with the wrong birds. Because we are an elite unit,|the best of the best. The cream of the|corn on a platinum cob! And we're gonna take|your deadly green goop and|sashay right out the exit hatch. And just how are you going to do that? Deploy secret weapon! The cheese, it burns! Roll out! After them! All right, boys, it's just like Cuba! Taxi! How about some music?|Something chase-y! Here they come! Let's move! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!|Stroke some more! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! We've got baddies, six o'clock! Kowalski, battle formation! So, you squeegees|wanna do the gondola mambo? Let's dance! Mother of pearl, that stings!|I've lost visual! Kowalski, be my eyes! Left! Right, right! Up! Duck! I think I got them. They are down, sir. Excelente! Skipper! They're back up,|and we are running out of canal! Parker Posey! Go all-terrain. Will you marry... What? We've lost Engine One! And Two and Three! Four! Switch to emergency power! Aye-aye, Skipper! }We've got melons!|Dead ahead! I can see!|Rico, the glowy thing! Venetian blinded again! We've been boarded! Initiate self-destruct sequence! Nice! }Frankly, I'm surprised|we had a self-destruct sequence. All right, boys, battle stance!