Penguins in Madagascar

{0:48:39}{0:48:40}No. {0:48:41}{0:48:44}No. {0:48:48}{0:48:49}Yes! {0:48:49}{0:48:52}Gentlemen, you remember Private. {0:48:52}{0:48:53}Hey, Private. {0:48:54}{0:48:56}You'll never get away with this, Dave. {0:48:57}{0:48:58}My brothers are coming. {0:48:58}{0:49:02}And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball|to your whole rotten operation. {0:49:02}{0:49:04}Call off the hunt, everyone. {0:49:05}{0:49:10}Turns out the elite unit|will be coming to us. {0:49:19}{0:49:21}Eva. {0:49:21}{0:49:23}What do you see? {0:49:24}{0:49:26}My count is 30 hostiles. {0:49:27}{0:49:28}31. {0:49:30}{0:49:33}Those two are very close... together. {0:49:33}{0:49:36}I mean, "intertwined." {0:49:36}{0:49:37}Physically. {0:49:38}{0:49:39}But not in a... {0:49:39}{0:49:41}lx-nay on the irt-flay, Kowalski. {0:49:42}{0:49:43}Poor Private. {0:49:44}{0:49:48}Alone!|Helpless in the belly|of that beast. {0:49:48}{0:49:50}We've faced some long odds|before, Skipper. {0:49:50}{0:49:54}But these look like the longest.|And oddest. {0:49:54}{0:49:58}If we're going to pull this off,|we'll need a diversion. {0:49:59}{0:50:00}Deactivating jungle camouflage. {0:50:01}{0:50:02}Will you be quiet? {0:50:02}{0:50:03}Listen, Classified... {0:50:03}{0:50:06}Short Fuse, you were supposed|to handcuff them to the raft! {0:50:06}{0:50:07}Don't you hologram me! {0:50:07}{0:50:10}I tried, but they don't have hands.|They just have flippers, boss. {0:50:10}{0:50:13}And I have flippers,|so it's flipping useless! {0:50:14}{0:50:17}All right, pooch.|If you won't work with us... {0:50:17}{0:50:19}you better work for us. {0:50:19}{0:50:21}Our plan requires a diversion. {0:50:21}{0:50:22}I give the orders around here. {0:50:22}{0:50:25}As much as it pains me,|I need you to act as our diversion... {0:50:25}{0:50:27}for our operation.|Understood? {0:50:27}{0:50:31}No! This is our plan, and it|requires you to cause a diversion. {0:50:31}{0:50:32}- "Dye"-version.|- "Di"-version. {0:50:32}{0:50:33}- "Dye."|- "Di." {0:50:33}{0:50:36}- "Dye! Dye! Dye!"|- "Di! Di! Di!" {0:50:36}{0:50:39}Gentlemen, there is only one way|to resolve this. {0:50:40}{0:50:41}- We should kiss.|- Plan-off. {0:50:41}{0:50:46}Yup, "plan-off."|That's what I was gonna say. {0:50:46}{0:50:47}"Plan-off." {0:50:49}{0:50:51}Here's Dave's sub. {0:50:52}{0:50:55}And this young, helpless,|vulnerable rock... {0:50:56}{0:50:57}is Private. {0:50:57}{0:50:59}And here's Dave. {0:51:00}{0:51:03}While you four blowhards|divert the octopi... {0:51:03}{0:51:06}we strike fast, and strike hard! {0:51:07}{0:51:08}Get on in here, boys! {0:51:09}{0:51:10}Slap him silly, Rico! Come on! {0:51:10}{0:51:12}Kowalski, free the hostages! {0:51:14}{0:51:16}Now, that's what I'm talking about,|big fella! {0:51:16}{0:51:21}With Private freshly liberated,|we celebrate with a|well-earned high one... {0:51:21}{0:51:23}and feast off Dave's sweet remains. {0:51:24}{0:51:25}Any questions? {0:51:27}{0:51:29}Whoa!|Hey, now! {0:51:29}{0:51:32}Wow.|I mean, truly impressive. {0:51:32}{0:51:36}Especially the bit|where you slap the fruit. {0:51:36}{0:51:40}Corporal, dim the lights.|Short Fuse, glasses. {0:51:47}{0:51:49}My apologies.|I had to rush a bit. {0:51:49}{0:51:51}The schematic is a little crude. {0:51:51}{0:51:53}Where is that music coming from? {0:51:53}{0:51:57}All right.|At 21:50, Skipper, Kowalski and... {0:51:57}{0:51:58}Richard, was it? {0:51:58}{0:52:02}...divert the octopi|away from their posts. {0:52:02}{0:52:04}At 22:00,|Short Fuse breaches the hull... {0:52:05}{0:52:08}with a swarm of self-guided,|underwater nano-charges. {0:52:09}{0:52:10}I call them "wet kabooms." {0:52:10}{0:52:12}- Please, don't.|- Okay, sorry. {0:52:12}{0:52:15}- At 22:02, knock-knock.|- Who's there? {0:52:15}{0:52:17}- The North Wind.|- "The North Wind" who? {0:52:17}{0:52:19}The North Wind who doesn't have time|for knock-knock jokes... {0:52:19}{0:52:22}because we're too busy taking down Dave! {0:52:23}{0:52:25}Personal hover tank?|Check. {0:52:25}{0:52:27}Auto-targeting wing mounts?|Why not? {0:52:27}{0:52:28}At 22:09... {0:52:30}{0:52:32}...mission accomplished. {0:52:32}{0:52:34}See that?|I don't even look back. {0:52:34}{0:52:38}There's a huge explosion,|and I just keep walking. {0:52:40}{0:52:43}Way to go, boss!|That's North Wind, sucker! {0:52:43}{0:52:44}Nicely done. {0:52:49}{0:52:51}Blah-di-blah-blah-blah. {0:52:52}{0:52:55}A good plan is about more than|effect-y stuff... {0:52:55}{0:52:56}and vocabulary words. {0:52:57}{0:53:00}And you certainly|know a good plan. {0:53:00}{0:53:04}Your operation in Shanghai|allowed Dave to escape... {0:53:04}{0:53:06}with your boy. {0:53:07}{0:53:12}I've never lost a member of my team.|It must feel... {0:53:12}{0:53:13}awful! {0:53:15}{0:53:17}God, imagine the guilt.|The regret. {0:53:17}{0:53:20}The feeling that,|I don't know... {0:53:21}{0:53:23}that it should have been you. {0:53:30}{0:53:32}All for penguin plan. {0:53:34}{0:53:36}All for North Wind plan. {0:53:42}{0:53:43}His... {0:53:44}{0:53:45}His is better. {0:53:46}{0:53:47}What? {0:53:49}{0:53:53}I'm sorry, boys.|But I can't lead you this time. {0:53:53}{0:53:54}But... {0:53:56}{0:53:57}we're a team. {0:53:57}{0:53:59}And you're our skipper, Skipper. {0:54:00}{0:54:02}We don't need these guys. {0:54:02}{0:54:05}No, Kowalski, but Private does. {0:54:06}{0:54:08}I think... {0:54:08}{0:54:10}this time,|we leave it to the professionals.