【My Boyfriend Is Gay】——？？？

歌手Hailey Rowe13年发行的一支单曲，鼓点有力，节奏轻快。歌词大胆幽默，偶尔的弹舌唱法也更显诙谐随意。该曲MV同样给人很舒服、很快乐的的视听享受。 It happened on a Monday 那个周一是我一生中都无法忘怀的时光 It was my baby’s birthday 那天是我亲爱的男友的生日 I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat 我们的爱让我不由自主地去给他一个惊喜 He said he’d be late working 他说他要加班晚点过来 He’d call me when he’s leaving 他过来的时候会给我打电话 Off I went to get him something 我想我有足够的时间去给他买礼物了 Ain’t I just too sweet 我想我一定很善解人意 So I cruised downtown to Armani 我去了名牌专卖店-阿玛尼 To find him something trendy 想给他打扮得玉树临风 And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me 我突然想起了我大爱的Jimmy Choos鞋子 So I text the girls from my car 我给我的小伙伴们发了信息给他庆生 Meet me at Eleven Bar 定好了11号酒吧不见不散 We made quite an entrance 我们快马加鞭地赶到了那里 That’s when I got punked 无心之举却让我恍然大悟 Chorus:My boyfriend is gay 我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！ I know it sounds cliché 我知道这听起来简直像电影中才会出现的无稽之谈 That everybody saw right through this guy but me 原来大家一早就看透了他是个GAY只有我还被蒙在鼓里 My boyfriend is gay 我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！ Should’ve known by the way 从他的所作所为我应该一早就知道的 He tivoed every episode of RHOC 他录下了每一集的肥皂剧（桔子镇贵妇的真实生活） My boyfriend is gay 我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！ He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy 他人很好很出色可是这样优秀的男人居然爱着另一个男人！ His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw 从他对颜色和饮品的喜好来看我应该一早就知道他是个GAY的！ My boyfriend is gay 我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！ I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy 我试图不去想这些事但我还是看见他和另一个男人在一起 You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw 哦！你们应该看看他在看每一集的肥皂剧的时候哭的那叫一个梨花带雨！ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fast forward to next Friday 马上就下周五了 It’s not like I’ve been crying 我不应该再像这样继续哭下去了 Deep down I think I must have knew it all along 其实在我心里一早就知道他是GAY的 Maybe it was his Cher playlist 可能是他的Cher播放曲单 Or his craving to be A-list 又可能他想成为一个完美无瑕的人 Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby) 又可能他对布兰妮的每句歌词都烂熟于心（哦宝贝，宝贝） Perhaps it was that poodle 可能是他的贵宾情人 Or those cheese filled strudels 又可能是他那一流的点心手艺 He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand 他习惯了喝Frappuccino那样奢华的饮品 Well I must have just been kidding 好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症 Myself into thinking 我应该冷静下来好好想想 I was more than him experimenting(Damn) 我对他而言只是一个实验品吗？ Well, It happened on a Monday 好吧 这个星期一是我永远无法释怀的日子 No it wasn’t such a fun day 不过 不得不承认这也是很戏剧性的一天 When I finally realized what I always knew 当我心存的最后一线希望被事实所湮灭 lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~ 希望喜欢。