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MadagascarⅠ 马达加斯加1 Alex: Surprise! Marty: Ah! Alex! Do not interrupt me when I’m daydreaming! When the Zebra’s in the zone, leave him alone. Alex: Come on, Marty, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! Marty: Hey… man, thanks. Alex: Oh, uh, oh, hey, um… I got, I got something stuck in my teeth. It’s driving me crazy! Can you help me out here? Please? Marty: Ha! You came to the right place, my friend. Doctor Marty D.D.S is in the house! Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. I don’t see anything. Alex: It’s on the left. ( Marty: Ah! ) Oh, sorry. Marty: Okay, just don’t talk with your mouth full. Ah! Right here. What the heck is this doing in there? Alex: Happy birthday! Marty: Oh, hey, thanks man. You put it behind the tooth! You’re all right. Alex: These aren’t even on a shelf yet. Here, check it out, check it out. Look at that, look at that. Look at that, it’s snowing. Ten years old, ha! A decade! Double digits. A big 10! You don’t like it? Marty: No, no. It’s great! Alex: You hate it. Uh! I should’ve gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That’s the one, that’s the big seller. Marty: No, no, no. The, the, the present’s great, really. It’s just that another year’s come and gone, and I’m still doing the same old thing. Stand over here, over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here. Alex: I see your problem. Marty: Maybe I should go to law school. Alex: You just need to break out of that boring routine. Marty: How? Alex: Throw out the old act, get out there, who knows what you’re gonna do! Make it up as you go along! Add limb, improvise, on the fly! Boom… Marty: Really? Alex: You know, make it fresh! Marty: Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh. Alex: Works for me. 【参考译文】 Marty: 大惊喜！ Alex: 啊，Alex！别在我在做白日梦的时候打搅我！斑马在家，闲人勿扰。 Marty: 别这样，Marty，我只是想来祝你生日快乐的！ Alex: 伙计，谢谢！ Marty: 嘿，哥们儿，谢了。 Alex: 哦！啊！嘿，我塞牙了，难受得快受不了了。你能不能帮我把它取出来？拜托！ Marty: 哈！算你来对地方了，我的朋友。Marty医生——牙科博士正巧在家呢！如果你可以的话，请跳到我消过毒的检查台上来。我什么也没看见啊。 Alex: 在左边！（Marty：啊！）噢，抱歉。 Marty: 好，别张嘴讲话。找到了。这个东西在里面做什么？ Alex: 生日快乐！ Marty: 哦，嘿，谢谢，哥们儿，原来你把它放在牙齿后面的啊，你没事了。 Alex: 这个还没有上市呢，这个，看看，看看它，看看，看，看见没，在下雪哟。十岁了！哈，十年啦！两位数，非同寻常的1-0！你不喜欢它吗？ Marty: 不，不是，礼物很棒！ Alex: 你不喜欢它！啊！我应该给你Alex牌闹钟的。那个最合适，是畅销货。 Marty: 不，不，礼物很棒，真的。只是，年复一年，而我还是老样子。这里站站，那里站站，吃吃草，然后走回来。 Alex: 我了解你的问题了。 Marty: 也许我应该读法律去。 Alex: 你只是需要从那乏味的日常生活中解脱。 Marty: 怎么做？ Alex: 扔掉老一套，冲破禁锢，谁知道你要做什么！现编现演，来点儿即兴表演！ Marty: 真的吗？ Alex: 你知道，要保持新鲜感！ Marty: 新鲜？好吧。我也可以做些新鲜事儿。 Alex: 对我很管用哦。