V字仇杀队-V's Introductory Monologue

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V. 我虽然看起来像个小丑，受到命运残酷的作弄，不得不戴上面具，被迫昼伏夜出，不见天日，但我仍不畏强权，挺身而出，发誓铲奸除恶，伸张正义，为饱受压迫的人民出一口气，唯一的方法就是复仇，这不是戏言，而是誓言，想要拯救水深火热中的同胞，就要使用以暴制暴的极端手段.我的冗长赘言就此结束，最后容我说很荣幸认识你，你可以叫我V。