No.37. 变态导师（小红/小妖/Nothing）为好导师转身（中）

No.37. 变态导师（小红/小妖/Nothing）为好导师转身（中） 谁也不想在变态导师的淫威下度过“难忘”的研究生求学生涯，这期节目我们从“我有一个朋友”和“别人家的老板”的故事里，吐槽一下各类典型的变态老板，大家长点心啊，离他们远远的！ 结尾彩蛋歌词： Bad Project by Zheng Lab at BCM Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Why why why oh why Do I waste my time? Why why why oh why Hate this bad project Why why why oh why Do I waste my time? Why why why oh why Hate this bad project In my rotation, you said guaranteed One year = first author, is all I would need But you just lied, Lied lied lied but you just lied You were defending, one foot out the door I got your project and its problems galore, I hate my life, Life life life I hate my life Life life life I hate my life You know that I want you And you know that I need you (Touching a Cell journal) I got a bad, bad project I want good data A paper in cell But I got a project straight from Hell I wanna graduate in less than 5 years But there ain't no getting out of here Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Why why why oh why Do I waste my time? Why why why oh why Got a bad project Your tubes aren't labeled, Your lab book's a mess And all this gives me such incredible stress What is that smell Cells cells cells just lost brain cells I got your psycho, Your crazy ass mice Cant's read your protocol it's written in Thai, What's in this box? (骗人，实验不给力，没前途，老娘要毕业) What what what's in this box? You know that I want you And you know that I need you I got a bad, bad project I want good data A paper in cell But I got a project straight from Hell I wanna graduate in less than 5 years But there ain't no getting out of here Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project Why why why oh why Did I choose this life? Why why why oh why Hate this bad project Blot blot western baby Figure 1 will be amazing Blot blot western baby Transfer - this exposure's hazy Blot blot western baby Got no band this shit is crazy Blot blot western baby Work it blot that bitch crazy I want a job And I wanna be free I want a job but I ain't got no degree 我要工作 我也要自由 我要工作 但我没有学位 but I ain't got no degree I don't want to be poor Got your bad project Got your bad project Committee's angry and my PI is bored She don't want to fund me anymore I wanna give up and I want outta here Gonna find an alternate career Got your bad project Got your bad project Got your bad project Why why why oh why Want my mice to die And I want to cry Hate this bad project. (End)