11-clone

A genetic scientist had been keeping a secret for over two de- cades --he had successfully cloned a human being. He kept meticulous records, fostering the clone-child in his well- ventilated cellar until it was an adult. Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a symposium of top scientists with high pres. tige, held in the luxurious fixtures of a high-rise hotel When the time for his presentation came, the scientist stepped to the podium. He presented his data-his pictures, his charts and his graphs -to amazed spectators. But suddenly, instead of wait ing for his cue to come forward, the clone stood up where he'd been sitting, and started shouting at the scientists assembled there This clone was an imaginative clone. He used language that would make a sailor blush, accusing his creator and all of his col leagues of the most amazing feats of perversion and vice Trying to regain control, the scientist hauled the clone out of the room and up to the roof of the hotel. where he hoped the clones shouts would go unheard. The clone defied the scientist and attacked his parentage, his sister, his mother. The clone's extravagant act ignited the scientist's anger. Fi nally, beyond his endurance, he rushed forward and with a mighty shove, pushed his masterpiece off the roof of the hotel. The police arrived promptly and arrested the scientist for mak- ing an obscene clone fall.