The.Big.Bang.Theory.S08.E09

[01:04.26]But... Yes, for the first five or six years, [01:06.44]but I've gotten used to it. [01:08.95]It helps me sleep. [01:10.42]He's like my mucus-powered white noise machine. [01:14.28]Sheldon, I'm gonna get the surgery, it's no big deal. [01:16.17]End of story. [02:31.28]I'm listening to you snore. [02:33.45]I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it. [02:36.60]If it helps you sleep, [02:39.39]then why are you sitting here staring at me [02:41.27]like the albino boogeyman具有超人力量的恶巫? [02:45.11]Really, Leonard... insults? [02:46.78]After I spent two hours in your closet, [02:48.48]waiting for you to fall asleep? [03:10.67]I'm truly worried. [03:12.39]I... I told you, there's nothing to worry about. [03:15.26]Well, I've been doing some research [03:16.84]and I've learned that one in 700,000 people [03:19.34]die from general anesthesia. [03:21.65]Buddy, w... Do you realize that that also means [03:24.35]699,999 people don't die? [03:30.49]I suppose that's true. [03:33.86]You're such a glass half-full kind of guy. [03:38.03]I'm going to miss that. [03:48.62]Damn, can you imagine [03:50.12]being married to someone for 40 years? [03:56.63]Not anymore. [04:07.39]They used to like going to the Mumbai Symphony, [04:09.73]but last year my mom thought they were phoning it in. 【phone it in (idiomatic) To fulfill a responsibility with a minimum effort rather than the appropriate level of effort】 [04:12.03]Then my dad said based on their [04:13.31]love life, she should know about phoning it in. [04:17.82]- He said that to her? - Well, they weren't speaking at the time, [05:08.67]Well, then why don't you wear the rubber gloves [05:10.29]I bought for you to do the dishes? [05:11.96]For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net. [05:15.43]Fine. What about epilepsy癫痫; 羊痫风? [05:18.35]I don't have epilepsy, either. [05:20.18]You don't, but the surgeon might, hmm? [05:22.60]And your carotid颈动脉 artery is just one shaky scalpel手术刀 away [05:26.10]from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland. [06:02.17]I... If there was an asteroid strike, [06:03.89]wouldn't you die, too? [06:05.18]I don't know... I'm smart and scrappy,【scrappy：Having an aggressive spirit; inclined to fight or strive.】 [11:40.97]Do you have any sense of what happened with your folks? [11:42.69]I think, over time, they started to resent each other, [11:46.64]and instead of talking about the things [11:48.18]that bothered them, they kept it bottled up,【bottle up：To hide or hold back; control.】 [11:50.08]and the hate just grew. [13:17.80]It's an earthquake. [13:19.20]I knew it. [13:20.42]Sheldon, it was just a little tremor. [13:22.20]A little tremor that turns routine sinus surgery [13:25.09]into a frontal lobotomy【医】脑白质切断术. [13:30.46]Oh, I don't care for this at all. [13:32.92]Oh, I need to see he's okay. [13:35.63]Sheldon, you can't go back there. [13:37.34]Try and stop me! [13:41.26]Are you okay? [13:43.09]Why didn't you stop me?! [14:21.36]Well, is there anything about me you're keeping inside? [14:24.95]I'm not answering that. [14:26.82]It's a trap. [14:31.37]So there are things you don't like. [14:33.38]And here I am in the trap. [14:37.86]You just keep talking. [14:39.75]I'm gonna chew my leg off. [15:50.15]And I love that you're strong and independent. [15:55.04]And yet, I still love when you hold a door for me. [15:58.13]I love that I'm kind of a slob【口】不修边幅且举止粗鲁的人; 笨拙的人 around here, and... [16:02.00]you're okay with that. [16:06.97]Uh-huh. [18:27.23]Hey, guys. Sorry I am so late. [18:30.20]I was on the phone with my mother. [18:33.15]Oh, how is she? [18:34.23]Pretty good. [18:35.45]She bought the book Eat, Pray, Love [18:37.49]and used it to set my father's Mercedes on fire. [18:42.41]So, what's up with you guys? [19:34.38]Hey, why did you get two? [19:36.38]- " I'm with stupid. "【a jovial insult——大致为“我与笨蛋/贱人同行”】 - Oh, that one's mine.