【雨洛】前女友的五十种死法

My heart is paralyzed 　　My head was oversized 　　I'll take the high road like I should 　　You said it's meant to be 　　That it's not you, it's me 　　You're leaving now for my own good 　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 　　She went down in an airplane 　　Fried getting suntan 　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 　　She met a shark under water 　　Fell and no one caught her 　　I returned everything I ever bought her 　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 　　And ways to say you died 　　My pride still feels the sting 　　You were my everything 　　Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) 　　She'll think I'm Superman 　　Not super mini van 　　How could you leave on Yom Kippur? 　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 　　She was caught in a mudslide 　　Eaten by a lion 　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 　　She got lost in the desert 　　Drown in a hot tub 　　Danced to death at an east side night club 　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 　　And ways to say you died 　　I wanna live a thousand lives with you 　　I wanna be the one you're dying to Love... 　　But you don't want to 　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 　 　　She went down in an airplane 　　Fried getting suntan 　 　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 　　She met a shark under water 　　Fell and no one caught her 　　I returned everything I ever bought her 　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 　 　　She was caught in a mudslide 　　Eaten by a lion 　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 　　She got lost in the desert 　　Drown in a hot tub 　　Danced to death at an east side night club 　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 　　And ways to say you died