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Kids' First Time Drinking Coffee
What is something that only parents do? - They clean the house, drive cars. What do they drink that you don’t drink? - Coffee. Have you ever had coffee before? - You have? NO, you’ve had pretend coffee. You’re a liar.
Alright, we got hot coffee coming in. Go ahead and take a sip of that. You can do it. You’re strong. Well, here we go. I think it tastes okay. Finish the whole coffee then. No, I think it’s okay. I don’t think it’s good. It tastes like sand. It tastes like I just drank vomit. You know what they say, the vomit taste goes away in the second sip. So, I think you should have a second sip.
How do you drink this? - Creamer. It adds sugar into it. Creamer’s for wimps. Okay. We’re gonna switch it out to something. This is an espresso shot. It actually smells like it has a little flavor in it. Does it taste good? It tastes delicious. I’d say it tastes like a very very very stronger one than the last one. That’s disgusting. Are you guys gonna start drinking coffee now? Nope. Is there gonna be a next coffee? No, you’re off the hook. We’re done torturing you. Are you okay?
孩子第一次喝咖啡
什么是只有家长们能做的事情？——他们打扫房间、开车。他们喝的什么是你不喝的？——咖啡。你之前喝过咖啡吗？——你喝过？不，你喝了想象的咖啡吧。你个小骗子。
好了，我们的热咖啡来了。来吧，喝一口吧。你可以的。你们很勇敢。好，现在开始吧。我觉得味道还可以。那就把整杯咖啡喝完吧。不，我是说它还行。但我觉得它不好喝。它尝起来像沙子。它尝起来像喝呕吐物一样。你知道人们怎么说吗，第二口喝下去，就没有呕吐的味道了。所以，我觉得你应该再喝一口。
你怎么能喝这个？——咖啡伴侣。咖啡里加糖。加咖啡伴侣的都是懦弱、胆小鬼。好，我们把咖啡换成其他东西。这是浓缩咖啡。它闻起来有点味道。这个好喝吗？很好喝。我觉得它尝起来比上一个味道更浓。好恶心。你们要开始喝咖啡了吗？不了。还要再来杯咖啡吗？没事了，你解脱了。我们结束对你的折磨了。你还好吗？
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