[00:46.05]I've always wanted to do
[00:47.18]a traditional Victorian Christmas.
[00:48.81]Parlor games, goose and figgy pudding... 【Figgy pudding is a pudding resembling a paler coloured Christmas pudding containing figs.】
[00:51.82]Ugh!
[00:54.49]English pudding.
[05:44.86]Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.
[05:47.89]At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe槲寄生(常青植物, 尤寄生于苹果树, 结白色小浆果, 用作圣诞节室内悬挂的饰物),
[05:50.30]and she kissed me under it in public.
[05:52.43]Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show.
[16:04.83]Mmm. Amy,
[16:06.63]that pudding was delicious.
[16:08.50]If you like raisins.
[16:11.37]Thank you. And it's figs.
[16:13.67]Oh.
[16:14.67]Oh, in that case, it was pretty good.
[16:18.21]You feeling okay? You hardly touched your goose.
[16:20.41]It smelled too much like blue jay.
[16:23.98]Can I help you clean up?
[16:25.41]Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you're good.[Heimlich maneuver:an emergency technique for preventing suffocation when a person's airway (windpipe) becomes blocked by a piece of food or other object.]
[18:39.01]The next game is called Hot Boiled Beans.
[18:44.75]Of course it is.
[18:47.19]One person is sent out of the room
[18:49.29]while the others hide a small item.
[18:51.76]Then they invite
[18:53.06]the first person back by saying,
[18:54.89]"Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper,
[18:57.13]hurry up before it gets cold."