致敬我爱的美剧：Gossip Girl 绯闻女孩第一季01原声

Gossip girl: Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous life of Manhattan’s elites. And who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me, XOXO, gossip girl。 Hey，上东区的贵族们，绯闻少女在此，我是你们唯一得到曼哈顿精英们丑闻的渠道。至于我是谁，那是一个我永远也不会说的秘密。你知道你是爱我的，XOXO，绯闻少女。 Gossip girl: Spotted, lonely boy can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. 目击——寂寞男孩不敢相信他一生挚爱回来了，只是如果她知道他的存在的话。 * Gossip的经典转折..哈哈.. Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will. 我爱你，N，一直是，永远会。 * 出现两次，相似的第三次是C说的。 Serena: I didn’t come back for you. 我又不是为你回来的。 * 自作多情的Nate... Gossip girl: There’s nothing gossip girl like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic. 在这世界上绯闻少女最喜欢的莫过于女人之间的战争，而这个将是个十分经典的战役。 * 女人之间的战役一般都用cat fight，因为女人打架都像猫一样又叫又抓。。 Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here... and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote &`&boarding school&`&? And just as suddenly she&`&s back. Don&`&t believe me? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Mel! [Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them] Rufus Dan, Jenny! Over here! Jenny Hey, dad! Rufus Hey, hey! You made it. Welcome back! How was your weekend? How was your mom? Dan She&`&s fine. Jenny Good... fine, I guess. Dan She&`&s good and fine. Rufus Like &`&Maybe I should never have left Manhatten&`& fine or &`&Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I&`&ve ever had&`& fine? Dan Dad, you know... I&`&m starving. Rufus Let&`&s go home. I&`&m cooking. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala... yeah, I&`&m gonna make you guys... [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena] Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: Lonely Boy... can&`&t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena. And everyone is talking. [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest &`&Gossip Girl&`& entry on their cell phones] Gossip Girl Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they&`&re BFFs but we always thought Blair&`&s boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: &`&Serena is Back!!&`&, she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend] Eleanor ...I have to design a dress for this woman. [Eleanor turns to Blair] Eleanor Blair, if you&`&re gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair Thanks, mom. Keep that in mind. Great party. [Eleanor turns back to her friend] Eleanor She is my best advertisement. [Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together] Party Guest So, Nate, started thinking about college? Howie Well, actually I&`&m a Dartmouth man. Nate Yes, dad&`&s always spoken very highly of Dartmouth. But I would like to check out west. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? Howie His mother wouldn&`&t hear of it. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Nate Yes, well... Dartmouth is my first choice. [Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called &`&The Captain&`&] Blair Excuse me, captain. Nate, can I borrow you? Nate Eh, sure. Excuse me for a second. [Chuck, a friend of Nate&`&s is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy] Chuck Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? [Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him] Nate When I get back? Blair If he gets back! [Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed] Nate What&`&s going on? Blair I wanna do this... It... Now. Nate Now now? You wanted to wait... Blair Not anymore. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock&`&s ticking. [Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages] Katy My god, you&`&ll never believe what&`&s on &`&Gossip Girl&`&. Isabel Someone saw Serena get off a train at Grand Central. Chuck Good, things were getting a little... dull around here. [EXT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - The doorman opens the door of a town car, Serena gets out] Serena Thank you. [INT BLAIR&`&S BEDROOM - Blair and Nate are kissing on the bed, undressed] Blair I love you. Nate Archiblaid. Always have, always will. Nate I love you too. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor] Eleanor Serena van der Woodsen? Is that you? [Eleanor knocks on the door] Eleanor Blair, it&`&s Serena! Nate Serena? Blair Serena is at school. Kiss me. Nate No, I think I heard your mom say she&`&s here. Don&`&t you wanna go say hey? [Nate gets of the bed and starts getting dressed] Blair Yeah... totally. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena is walking through the party guest who start talking behind her back] Party Guests ...I heard she is pregnant... rehab... she looks good... [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend] Lily So I told him: Forget it, I don&`&t care if it&`&s mahogany. It clashes with my sofa. Serena Mom... mom! Hey. Lily Oh, Serena, darling. [They hug each other] Serena So, were is he? What, they haven&`&t let him out yet? Lily Let&`&s not discuss this right now, ok? I thought you might want to see some of your friends. Serena Thanks. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena&`&s view, Serena and Blair hug] Blair Hi, Serena, so good to see you. Serena Good to see you. Blair Come, we&`&re about to have dinner. Eleanor I&`&ll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Serena Yeah, actually... there&`&s somewhere I have to go. Blair You&`&re leaving? Serena Yeah, I just... I don&`&t feel well. I just wanted to come by and say hi. I&`&ll see you at school tomorrow. [Serena leaves the party] Blair School... so I guess she&`&s back for good. Katy Didn&`&t you know she was coming? Blair Course I did. I just... wanted it to be a surprise. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Word is that S bailed on B&`&s party in under 90 seconds and didn&`&t even have one lemon shot. Has our bad girl really gone good? Or is it all just part of the act? [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse&`&s station and looks into a patient&`&s room] Nurse Young lady, you can&`&t be here. Visting hours are over. Serena I&`&m family. He&`&s my brother. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPREYS - DAN&`&S BEDROOM - Dan is looking at the blog of &`&Gossip Girl&`&] Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Why&`&d she leave? Why&`&d she return? Send me all the deepth. And who am I? That&`&s one secret I&`&ll never tell. The only one. XOXO Gossip Girl. END OF TEASER [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK&`&S ROOM - Serena&`&s brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up] Erik Serena... Serena, hey. Serena Hey, how are you? Erik You know, I&`&ve been better. Serena Erik, I know I&`&ve been a terrible sister. I&`&m so happy to see you. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you&`&re back. Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. Erik Just like mom wants, hm? [Lily enters] Lily What do I want, baby? For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas. Serena Morning, mom. Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor if I could take Erik to breakfast. Wanna come? Lily Ehm, I think what I&`&ll do is to get him a croissant down the street. [Lily leaves the room, Serena storms after her] Erik Serena, don&`&t! Serena Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. Lily Your aunt Carol in Miami. Serena So, you&`&re actually hiding him. He tries to take his own life and you&`&re worried it will cost you &`&Mom Of The Year&`&? Lily Serena, you&`&ve been gone. Doing who knows what with god knows who... Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. Lily As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it&`&s been like. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in] Rufus Guess who&`&s dad is cool! Jenny It&`&s a trick question. Dan Yeah, &`&cause it can&`&t be ours. Rufus Look at this! [Rufus hands Dan an issue of &`&Rolling Stone&`&, Dan reads the front page] Dan &`&Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The &`&90s&`&. Rufus Yeah, check out who&`&s number nine. Jenny He is very proud. Dan Hey, hey way to be forgotten! Rufus But that&`&s how you get remembered. Jenny Maybe you&`&d care if dad&`&s band was on &`&Gossip Girl&`&. Dan What? I don&`&t read &`&Gossip Girl&`&. That&`&s... that&`&s for chicks. Jenny So that wasn&`&t your laptop you&`&ve been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. [Dan takes the magazine from Rufus] Dan Holy stone, wow! Let me take a look at this again, dad. Very cool, looking hot, number nine! Rufus Hey, what are you working on? Jenny It&`&s called the &`&Kiss On The Lips&`& party. Everyone&`&s going. Dan You&`&re invited to that? [Jenny stares at Dan] Dan Well, no offense if I sound surprised... since I&`&ve never been invited. Jenny One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one. Rufus Sounds very fair. Sweatshops could learn a thing or two. Jenny Dad, this is not a platform for me to end capitalization. That&`&s why you make us go to private schools. Rufus That&`&s for your education. Jenny So we should be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? Dan Works for me. Jenny Mom thinks it&`&s a good idea. Rufus And her judgment is always sound, right? Jenny, if you wanna go to that party you should go. You kids could use some fun. [EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her] Serena Nate? Nate Oh, hey! Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. Serena Yeah, we&`&re renovating... again. You know my mom: If it&`&s not broke, break it. So what are you doing here? Nate Oh, I just wanted to see how you were. You seemed kind of upset last night. Serena I got to get going and change for school. I&`&m gonna be late. No, no. Nate But you&`&re back now. Serena I didn&`&t come back for you. Look, Blair&`&s my best friend and you&`&re her boyfriend and she loves you. That&`&s the way things are supposed to be. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school] Taxi Driver Hey, watch were you&`&re going! [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley] Chuck Serena looked effing hot last night. There&`&s something wrong with that level of perfection... it needs to be violated. Nate You are deeply disturbed. Chuck And yet you know I&`&m right. You&`&re telling me if you had the chance... Nate I have a girlfriend. Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven&`&t sealed the deal. Nate Who says &`&seal the seal&`&? [Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school] Chuck Come on. Chuck You following us or something? Dan No, I... I go to your school. Identical uniforms, that&`&s kind of a tip-off? Nate That&`&s funny.