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Jan 15th, 2010, 10:19 a.m. To: Words@Leike.com Subject: Canceling my subscription. I would like to cancel my subscription to your magazine. Can I do so by E-mail? Best wishes, E. Rothner Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:52 a.m. Subject: Canceling my subscription. I still want to cancel. I look forward to hearing from you. Best wishes, E. Rothner. March 5th, 2010, 9:53 a.m. To: Words@Leike.com Dear Sir or Madam at LIKE Magazine, Are you deliberatly ignoring my attempts to cancel my subscription for the last two months? I regret to inform you that I'm not going to pay another cent. Ms. E. Rothner Dear Ms. Rothner, You've sent your message to the wrong address. This is words@leike.com, with an "ei". You are third person who's emailed me trying to cancel their subscriptions to Like. Must be a really shocking magzine. Oh, so sorry. Thanks for putting me right. Best, E.R. December 25th, 2010, 04:00 p.m. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all. from Emmi Rothner. Dear Emmi Rothner, We don't know each other in the slightest but I'd like to thank you for your highly original Round-Robin Email just now. One thing you should know. I just adore Round-Robin(a series of looping) E-mails. Regards, Leo Leike Dear Mr. Regards Leike with an "e", My appologies. You seem to have slipped into my contacts' list by accident. I’ll delete you straight away. Unfortunately I have a chronic "ei" problem, or rather an "e" before "i" problem. If I'm trying to type "i", I've always managed to slip an "e" before it, as if the tips of my two middle fingers have fighting over the keys. I'm sorry to have bothered you. It won't happen again, probably. Have a nice evening. Dear Ms. Rothner, I'd like to congralate you on having produced a brilliant message. How long did it take you to write? I'm currently involved in a project on the language of Emails. Am I right in thinking that it took you no longer than 20 secs? Ah. You work professionally with Emails. Sounds fanscinating. Do you by any chance have a website? If not, would you like one? That's my job, designing websites. Oh, and so far this message has only taken me 10 secs to write. I've been timing it. Now I've got a question for you. Why did you assume that my "e before i" Email took only 20 secs? Dear Unknown Ms. Rothner, I will have to answer you another time. I'm going to turn off my computer now. Good night. Yours, Leo Leike