挠动你脚心的故事-最后一只鸡

The Last Chicken butcher n.屠夫，屠户; flip vt.轻弹，轻击; 按（开关）; 快速翻转; 急挥; scale n.天平； faintly adv. 微弱地；模糊地；虚弱地 hesitate vi.犹豫，踌躇;不愿;支吾;停顿 This joke is about a man who has a clever, but not very honest idea. See how this gets him into trouble in the end. Enjoy! (1) A butcher, who had had a particularly good day, proudly (2) flipped his last chicken on (3) a scale and weighed it. "That will be (4) £6.35," he told the customer. "That's a good price, but it really is a little too small," said the woman. "Don't you have anything larger?" Hesitating, but thinking fast, the butcher returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one," he said (5) faintly, " will be £6.65." The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. (6) "I know what," she said, "I'll take both of them!" (1) a man who cuts meat and sells it (2) threw up onto the counter (3) a small tool that shows how heavy something is (4) you should read this as "six pounds, thirty-five pence" (5) softly (6) "I know what I want to do" 最后一只鸡 这个笑话讲的是一个有小聪明，但不太诚实想法的人。 看看这是怎么让他陷入困境的。好好享受吧！ 一个屠夫，有一天他很开心，他非常自豪的把最后一只鸡翻到秤上称了一下。“这是6.35英镑，”他告诉客户。 “价钱不错，但实在有点太小了，”那个女人说。没有大一点的吗？”屠夫犹豫了一下，大脑飞速运转，把肌肉放回冰箱，停了一会儿，然后又把它拿了出来。“这个，”他淡淡地说，“5磅，6.65英镑。” 那女人停了一会儿，然后做了决定。 “我知道我想要什么了，” 她说，“我两个都要！”