Enjoy being a King 享受国王生活

Enjoy being a King 享受国王生活   -an improvised speech @ Troll ABC 微群即兴演讲 By Dave, King of Trolls / No. 1 Soul in China’s English World Done by 7:10, July 9th, 2019, Tuesday   Hey, morons. I really think it’s a big deal for me to accede to the throne about half a year ago. What I meant is I claimed to be King of Trolls.   I am not a white elephant like President Trump. I have a great range of power. I get to fuck up anybody who wants to mess with me. I get to speak any dirty words in my own group or in any other trolling group. I rule any fucking trolling groups, including mine, above all others.   As a king in the virtual world, I still get to abandon myself to any of my offline pleasures. And in my own group, I get to do a great variety of things. Nobody dares to call me stupid or absent-minded while the other guys are partaking wholeheartedly in the hot discussion of anything. And when I shout at anybody, nobody gets to say that I am a wet blanket.   Off line, I don’t gotta abstain from sex, and I still get the chance to take part in the abuse of alcoholic beverages. I don’t have to be always abounding in grace and dignity either on line or off line. So, being a king in the virtual world really suits me!   Trolling is a most powerful tool to push Chinese guys and those from non-native English-speaking countries to practice their English. In the beginning, guys might become abhorrent to what’s happening in our group. But it just means they’re vulnerable to trolling acts.   Running a group is challenging sometimes. I am not a guy who’s good at telling white lies. A while back, this group got many warnings from the Tencent Management Team within two days. The reason is that two girls texted dirty words in Chinese characters, and one British guy shared two porn videos about himself. Many guys in the group got scared and fled the group. The British guy and one of the girls were kicked out.   As you see, the greatest trolling group is still moving on! And the King and some friends in this group just have to find some other guys who might be more suited to the roles of puppets. So, I think I will have no problem to happily spend the rest of my life in the virtual world. Have a good evening, guys!