【老友记105】（part 1）Be a man!

Scene 1 CHANDLER同学目前遇到的最大难题就是：该怎么和JANICE说分手呢？ Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night! Joey: No plans, huh? Chandler: Not a one. Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice? Chandler: Oh, right, right, shut up. Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it. Chandler: No, I know, but it’s just so hard, you know? I mean, you’re sitting there with her, she has no idea what’s happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there’s the horrible awkward moment when you’ve handed her the note. Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling. Phoebe: You know, if you want, I’ll do it with you. Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she’d feel like we’re ganging up on her. Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I’ll break up with Tony. Ross: Tony? Monica: Oh, you’re breaking up with Tony? Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he’s sweet, but it’s just not fun anymore, you know? I don’t know if it’s me, or his hunger strike, or, I don’t know. Scene 2 JOEY为了泡妞，使出浑身解数 (Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.) Angela: Hi, Joey. Joey: My god, Angela. (Angela takes a seat at the counter.) Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her. Phoebe: Are you gonna go over there? Joey: No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don’t wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi,two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. (he walks over to her) Hey, Angela. Angela: (casually) Joey. Joey: You look good. Angela: That’s because I’m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. Joey: You don’t say. Angela: Forget it Joey. I’m with Bob now. Joey: Bob? Who the hell’s Bob? Angela: Bob is great. He’s smart, he’s sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob... Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too. Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let’s just be friends, so guess what? Joey: What? Angela: We’re just friends. Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don’t the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends? Angela: What four of us? Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica. [Scene: Monica and Rachel’s apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela’s boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.] Joey: Monica, I’m telling you, this guy is perfect for you. Come on. This guy’s great. His name’s Bob. He’s Angela’s... brother. He’s smart, he’s sophisticated, and he has a real job. Look, I’m asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. Monica: What’s going on here? You go out with tons of girls. Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?