【老友记105】(part 2)Be a man!

【老友记105】(part 2)Be a man!

2014-08-30    30'50''

主播: 英语101

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Scene 1 ROSS和RACHEL在洗衣房的第一吻~ Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what’ re you doing tonight? Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama. Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who’s doing laundry there too? Rachel: Who? Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don’t, um, why don’t I just join you both, here? Rachel: Don’t you have a laundry room in your building? Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there’s a.... rat problem. Apparently they’re attracted to the dryer sheets, and they’re goin&`& in fine, but they’re coming out all....fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish? Rachel: Sure. [Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel’s clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.] Woman: Coming through. Move, move. Rachel: Oh, excuse me. I was kinda using that machine. Woman: Yeah, well, now you’re kinda not. Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top. Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, is that your basket? It’s really pretty. Unfortunately, I don’t see suds. Rachel: What? Woman: No suds, no save. Ok? (Ross arrives.) Ross: What’s going on? Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine. Ross: Was your basket on top? Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds. Ross: So? Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save. Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.(to woman) That’s my friend’s machine. Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn’t in it. Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that’s not the rule and you know it. (The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.) Ross: (to the crowd in the laundroma) Allright, show’s over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let’s do laundry. Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn’t anything I can’t do. Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it’s like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I’m sorry, that’s all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh. Rachel: What uh-oh? Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh,uh-oh, the laundry’s done. It’s, uh, it’s a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry’s done, uh-oh, uh-oh. Rachel: Ross, what’s the matter? Ross: Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry’s done. Rachel: Come on, show me. Ross: All right, all right, it’s just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything’s kinda pink. Rachel: Oh, everything’s pink. Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I’m sorry, please don’t be upset, it could happen to anyone. Rachel: Except it didn’t. It happened to me. Oh, god, I’m gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father’s right. I can’t live on my own! I can’t even do laundry! Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that’s the important part. Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. (The same woman walks over and takes Rachel’s laundry cart.) Rachel: Whoa, I’m sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way. (Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.) Rachel: I’m sorry, you know, maybe I wasn’t being clear. Uh, this is our cart. Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren’t any clothes in it. Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules! Woman: Let go! (They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.) Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!