介绍:
-How good Of a friend was she?
-What's the difference? When someone gets married, all bets are off. They become the married and we become the enemy.
As the only single lawyer at her law firm, Miranda had given this topic some thought.
-You know married women are threatened because we can have sex any time, anywhere, with anyone.
-We can?
-And they're afraid we're gonna have it any time, anywhere, with their husbands.
-I'd never sleep with a married man.
-What makes you so sure you haven't?
-Wedding rings come off, you know. If you're single, you can't be trusted.
-Not all married women feel that way.
Charlotte treated marriage as a sorori-ty that she was desperately hoping to pledge.
-You're right, not all. The ones who don't fear you, pity you.
-That's not true.
-Are you telling me you haven't gotten those 'poor single you' looks?
-I hate those.
-OK, Yes, I have. When you're the only single person at a party, and they all look at you like you're
-a loser?
-Leper.
-Whore.
-Exactly. I’m telling you, Married people are the enemy!
Was Miranda right? Were we enemies? Is there a secret cold war between marrieds and singles?
-I love my single friends, but now that I'm married, I don't see them as much as I used to. It's too painful. They remind me of how desperate I used to be.
-When women get married, they forget who they are. ''I'' becomes ''we''.
''We loved the movie.''
''We hate that restaurant.''
We, we, we, we, we.
-My best buddy and I did everything together. Then he married this girl who doesn't like me. Now I only see him on Super Bowl Sunday.
-It's all about what you want. Some people, like me, choose to grow up, face reality and get married, and others choose to, what? Live an empty, haunted life of stunted adolescence.
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