20190401-Instagram husband （Lesson A）

2019.04.01 Instagram husband （Lesson A）   1. My name is Jeff and I’m an Instagram husband. Behind every cute girl on Instagram is a guy like me and a brick wall. My name is Trey. I’m an Instagram husband. I’ve had to delete all of the apps off my phone just to make more room for more photos. 我叫杰夫，是Instagram老公。Instagram上每个可爱女孩的背后都有一个像我这样的男人和一堵砖墙。我的名字叫崔，我是 Instagram老公。我要卸载我手机里的所有软件，为了能给更多的照片提供更多空间。   2. My job in pictures is to make her look good. I’m basically a human selfie stick. Last year for Christmas I actually got her a selfie stick and then she got mad at me‘cause she thought I was just trying to get out of taking photos. Of course, I’m trying to get out of taking your f**king photo. 我在摄影方面的工作就是让她看起来很漂亮。我基本上是一个人类自拍杆。去年圣诞节我给她买了一个自拍杆，然后她对我很生气，因为她以为我是想逃避拍照。当然，我不想再拍你那该死的照片了。   3. It’s become a pretty big problem. We’d take so long to get anywhere ‘cause we’re taking pictures of our feet. We used to eat our food. Now we just take pictures of it. 这已成为一个相当大的问题。我们去任何地方都要花很长时间，因为我们拍我们的脚。我们以前吃我们的食物，现在我们只给它拍照。   4. If you or someone you know is an Instagram husband, help is out there. Go to instagramhusband.com and see how millions of men just like you have found hope. 如果你或你认识的人是Instagram上的老公，那就来这里寻求帮助吧。登录instagramhusband网站，看看数百万像你一样的男人是如何找到希望的。