学会优雅,一世芳华

学会优雅,一世芳华

2018-05-07    02'41''

主播: 流年の

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介绍:
Dear 6-year-old,training wheels are for babies,just let go already.Regards,a 7-year-old. Dear 7-year-old,no matter what anyone says,stay weird.Signed,an 8-year-old. Dear 8-year-old,find out your babysitter's weakness,then use it against them. Signed,a 9-year-old. Dear 9-year-old,don't get involved with the “popular kids”.They're narcissistic capitalists that know nothing about politics.Signed,a 12-year-old. Dear 12-year-old,ask her to dance. Just trust me on this one.Signed,a 16-year-old. Dear 18-year-old,go easy on the make-up.You're not as ugly as you think.Love,a 19-year-old. Dear 21-year-old,if he says he has a weekend home in the suburbs,he is married. Dear 29-year-old,getting laid off can be a blessing in disguise. Dear 32-year-old,always be kind to your family.You'll need each other when things get tough. Dear 34-year-old,stop panicking. Being a single mom is an incredible thing.I was 22.I had this little kid.He's 14 now.He makes me proud. Dear 36-year-old,stop caring so much about what other people think.They're not thinking about you at all.Signed,a 47-year-old. Dear 53-year-old,it's never too late to try something new. Dear 72-year-old,spend all your money,otherwise your kids are going to do it for you.Sincerely,an 85-year-old. Dear 85-year-old,indulge your sweet tooth,you'll need dentures soon anyway. Dear 88-year-old,cultivate younger friends,otherwise,yours will all die off. Sincerely,91 years old. Dear 91-year-old,don't listen to other people's advice.Nobody knows what the hell they're doing.Signed,a 93-year-old. 致6岁的你,小屁孩才用辅助轮,放手吧,来自7岁的问候。 致7岁的你,不管别人怎么说,保持个性。来自8岁的忠告。 致8岁的你,发现你保姆的弱点,然后用弱点来对付他们。来自9岁的建议。 致9岁的你,别和那些所谓“受欢迎的孩子”扯上关系,他们是一群对政治一无所知却又自恋的资本家,来自12岁的建议。 致12岁的你,邀请她跳舞,这一点上,你一定要相信我,来自16岁的建议。 致18岁的你,别纠结怎么化妆了,你没你想的那么难看,来自爱你的19岁。 致21岁的你,如果他说周未要回郊区的家,那么他已经结婚了。 致29岁的你,被炒鱿鱼也可能是件好事。 致32岁的你,永远善待你的家人。生活艰难时你需要彼此的帮助。致34岁的你,别慌张,做个单身妈妈其实是件很棒的事。我22岁那年有了这个小孩,现在他14岁了,让我骄傲。 致36岁的你,不要在意别人的看法,他们根本没有想到过你,来自47岁的 致53岁的你,尝试新事物永远都不晚。 致72岁的你,赶紧把你的钱都花了吧,不然就剩你的孩子帮你花了。来自85岁诚挚的问候。 致85岁的你,尽情吃甜食吧。反正你很快就需要假牙了。 致88岁的你,交些年轻的朋友吧,不然你周围的人都会陆续离世,来自91岁诚挚的祝福。 致91岁的你,不用听别人的建议了。其实没有人知道他们自己在干嘛。来自93岁的建议。
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