2.1/-Are you jealous? -We're not a couple. -Yes, you are.

2.1/-Are you jealous? -We're not a couple. -Yes, you are.

2014-10-02    02'29''

主播: 丫晢SAMA

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介绍:
John: He's writing sad music. Doesn't eat, barely talks, only to correct the television. I'd say he was heart-broken, but, er, well he's Sherlock. He does all that anyway. 他在谱一首苦情曲,不吃东西,几乎不说话,偶尔给电视里的节目纠下错。依我看,他是真伤心了,但他可是Sherlock。反正伤人心的事他也没少干。 Irene Adler: Hello, Dr Watson. 你好,Dr Watson J: Tell him you're alive. 告诉他你还活着 A: He'd come after me. 那他不会放过我的 J: I'll come after you if you don't. 你要是不告诉他 我也不会放过你 A: Hmm, I believe you. 毋庸置疑 J: You were dead on a slab. It was definitely you. 你的尸体在停尸台上,那绝对是你。 A: DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep. DNA测试结果跟你们手上的资料一致。 J: And I bet you know the record keeper. 那你肯定认识管资料的人 A: I know what he likes. And I needed to disappear. 我知道他的癖好,而我则需要人间蒸发。 J: Then how come I can see you and I don't even want to? 那为什么还来找我? 而我还不想见你。 A: Look, I made a mistake, I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping, now I need it back. I need your help. 听着,我犯了个错误,我寄了个东西给Sherlock保管,现在我得要回来。所以想请你帮忙。 J: No. 不行。 A: It's for his own safety. 我是为了他的安全着想。 J:So is this. Tell him you're alive. 我这么做也是。跟他说你还活着。 A: I can't. 我做不到。 J: Fine, I'll tell him. and I still won't help you. 行,那我来说。还有,我不会帮你。 A: What do I say? 我能说什么呢? J: What do you normally say?! You've texted him a lot! 那你平常都说什么了!你给他发了那么多短信! A: Just the usual stuff. 只是聊聊罢了。 J: There is no usual in this case. 你跟他能有什么可聊的 A: "Good morning. I like your funny hat.'' ''早上好 我喜欢你那顶滑稽的帽子。" ''I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner.'' "我今晚不高兴,一起吃晚饭吧。" "Hmm, you look sexy on Crimewatch, let's have dinner.'' "你在'Crimewatch'里的样子真性感,一起吃晚餐吧" ''I'm not hungry. Let's have dinner.'' "我一点也不饿,一起吃晚餐吧"" J: You flirted with Sherlock Holmes? 你跟Sherlock Holmes调情? A: At him. He never replies. 单方面,他从没回过。 S: No, Sherlock always replies to everything. He's Mr Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word. 不可能, Sherlock每条消息都回,人称''妙语连珠大师'',他就是憋着一口气不死都要说赢对方 A: Does that make me special? 所以对他而言我很特别吗? J: I don't know, maybe. 我不知道 也许是吧 A: Are you jealous? 你吃醋了? J: We're not a couple. 我们又不是一对。 A: Yes, you are. 你们就是。 There, "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner." 我发了 "我没死,一起吃晚餐吧"" J: Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes? But for the record, If anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay. 其实又有谁真正了解Sherlock Holmes?以免这世上仍有人在乎,我还是声明一下,我可不是同性恋。 A: Well, I am. Look at us both. 可我是,看看咱俩吧