FU English跟老外Paul轻松搞笑学英语 Episode 05

别忘了搜索和添加微信公众号fuenglish 查看节目的图文信息，性感美女被咬视频！！！ Chinglish Script One day, during the school break, Jack was talking alone. Mei Mei wasn't happy with it. Jack: Ah, ah. Hello! Ah. My name is Jack. Ah! Hello. Mei Mei: Why don't you talk to me? Jack: Ah! My voice is different. Mei Mei: What? No! Jack: Yes. Look how I laugh hahahaha hahahaha. Mei Mei: Whatever. But why don't you talk to me? You never talk to me. Jack: But my voice is different. Mei Mei: You don't bird me, I don't bird you. Jack: What?! Mei Mei: You don't bird me, I don’t bird you. Jack: What?! Wrong: You don't bird me, I don't bird you. Right: If you ignore me, I will ignore you. Idioms 4 idiots Idiom: Piece of cake 小菜一碟；容易 Meaning: Something that is very easy. Eg: I like math because it's a piece of cake. 我喜欢数学因为它很容易。 Playing the guitar is a piece of cake. 弹吉他很容易。 Weird news Snake dies of silicone poisoning during sexy photo shoot. A model was taking pictures with a snake. During the photo shoot she tried to lick the snake's mouth. The snake didn't like it and bit the model's fake silicone breast for a few seconds. Minutes after that the snake died poisoned by the silicone in the woman's breast. Vocabulary Fake silicone breast: 假的硅胶胸 Eg: My ex-girlfriend has fake silicone breasts. 我前女友的胸是假胸。 Many porn movie actresses have fake silicone breasts. 很多成人电影女演员的胸都是假胸。 Poisoned: To die for swallowing something toxic. 中毒 Eg: My little brother got poisoned after swallowing washing powder. 我的小弟弟因为吞了洗衣粉而中毒。 The snake died poisoned by silicone in the woman's breast. 这条蛇因这个女人胸里的硅胶中毒而死。