【老友记精讲】216：Joey 搬走 I've never lived alone

Scene 1 [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.] JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment. CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it. JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love. CHANDLER: Well it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it. CHANDLER: What? JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore. CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. JOEY: What're you gettin' so bent out of shape for, huh? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie. CHANDLER: Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel, then maybe you should take it. JOEY: Well that's how I feel. CHANDLER: Well then maybe you should take it. JOEY: Well then maybe I will. CHANDLER: Fine with me. JOEY: Great. Scene 2 JOEY: I'm movin' out like we talked about. CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight. JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever. CHANDLER: Well, there you go. JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry. CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there. JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table? CHANDLER: I did pay for half of it. JOEY: Yeah. And uh, I paid for the other half. CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it. JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister. JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Which sister?